Quotes are a fun, easily digestible form of entertainment. Everyone says something funny, outrageous or occasionally even profound at some point, whether consciously or unwittingly…
“It’s not every day you see a nun aggressively driving a Hummer.”
“I repulse women. They find me grotesquely unattractive.”
“Mark my words. They’re gonna make a mortar out of this guy.”
Please post any funny quotes you’ve come across lately, either via the written word or directly from someone you know’s mouth!
(I Could Get Used to Your Bacteria is a collection of quotes contained within The Lizard Stays in the Cage: Music, Art, Sex, Screenplays, Booze and Basketball)